"'My Dad' Bragging"

Three boys were playing and were bragging about their fathers. The first boy said: "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper and calls it a poem. He gets $50 for it."

Second boy said, "That's nothing! My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song and he gets $100 for it."

The third boy then said to the first two: "I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
 

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